Yea, let’s face it, Mark, you’ll most likely die without a Super Bowl ring.

I’m a Vikings fan, and I don’t know which is worse. At least you KNOW the Lions are going to suck every year. The Vikings have a penchant for great regular seasons before imploding in the playoffs.

I refuse to get excited this year. I don’t care what pundits are saying. I’ll be cynically lurking in the shadows, hissing down all the Vikings hope….secretely hoping I’m finally proven wrong.