This is gold. I laughed at multiple parts but this one was favorite.

I email you to let you know that my second clap was unintentional, then I delete my account, throw my laptop in a dumpster, shave my head, change my name, move to a small town in Oregon, and start my life from scratch.

I Am The One Who Claps Once

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Alex Baia

Jeff Suwak

1 min readOct 7, 2019

This is gold. I laughed at multiple parts but this one was favorite.

One-clap-level okay.

Written by Jeff Suwak

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Hidden History of Amelia Island: https://www.arcadiapublishing.com/products/9781467155779

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