…ightily. See, I have a hard time thinking of the trap door in a sexual context, but what do I know? Legions of ass fuckers can’t be wrong. It’s a sphincter thing. Go near mine and it just tightens up. Like when I watch the orange piece o…I Sat On My Own Face8175Sherry McGuinnJeff SuwakSep 25, 2020·1 min readOKay, you are now one of my favorite writers of all time.