Knee Deep in the Satanic Panic

What they were talking about on March 22, 1991, in Taylor, Pennsylvania

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Ah, the Satanic Panic. Us ’90s kids get nostalgic just thinking about it. All the paranoia. All the irrationality. It was a glorious time to be young.

I distinctly recall one Mrs. Winebreak sending me to the principal's office for having a Mötley Crüe pentagram on my…