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…went on and on for months. Nothing of importance came out. Dismissively he said of my latest work, “The other night I pissed on my keyboard. My computer shorted out and when I finally got the fucker to boot up again it shat out the exact same poem as the one you wrote.” I don’t know why but this insult broke me. He’d said similar things about my work in the past and…

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Holy shit this had me busting up laughing.

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