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Jan 31, 2019·1 min read

HA! I’m pretty sure this is the first time in history this particular sentence was ever uttered.

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I’m not in the Matrix. I AM the Matrix.

I love it if the Secret Service would hold down John Bolton and shave off that Imperialist 1880’s Mustache! That would be Awesome!!!

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