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Gus “Three Kills” Gills was the first to see a mime ambling down the dirt road towards Diablo Town.

“What in the Sam Hill is that?” Gills asked, peering out the window of the Six Shooter Saloon.

In response, Sam “Slug Belly” Sanders racked his shotgun. Sanders didn’t know what the Sam Hill it was any better than Gills did, but he always considered it best to answer the unknown with gunfire.